WILDE THOUGHTS

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Oscar Wilde, playwright, poet, novelist, and one of the wittiest conversationalists ever to exist, had many opinions regarding women. (No need to go into why).

Here are some gems:

  1. Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.  (So keep up your energy levels with proper diet and exercise).
  2. A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. (So don’t fall in love.  Sometimes you can’t help it, and when you can’t help it, get help from the thought that no matter how great you think she is, some other guy out there  who started loving her, was completely tired of her bullshit).
  3. Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. (Any bachelor with any experience knows it is much easier to get into a relationship than get out of one where she wants to keep you, and you realize she is not only not the one, she isn’t even half of it).
  4. The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain. (Words to live by).

HEF, HEF, HOORAY!

Any bachelor worth his cocktail shaker knows about Hugh Hefner, the publisher of Playboy, a magazine that is at the time of this posting sixty four years old. (Fortunately the women pictured therein are a tad younger).  Hef started it when he was about twenty eight, so he’s a bit long in the tooth now.

But man, what an inspiration was Hef to the bachelors of the world, especially the VIP bachelor.  Besides the pictures of pulchritude, there were articles dealing with the major concerns of the bachelor: drinks, dress, food, stereo, cars, music, and more.

There were stories by famous authors, and advertisements that exemplified the swinging bachelor lifestyle of the fifties and sixties.

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The Bachelor Reads

How about a spooky spy story for your summer reading?  Just the thing to darken a day at the beach, or put a shiver in you on a hot night.

DARK JUSTICE features one of the most interesting villains in spy fiction: the sorcerer spy.

Von Zauber, the wealthy Neo-Nazi sorcerer and industrialist is back again!

He has fully recovered from his injuries sustained in his adventures in the first book, RED PHOENIX RISES.

This time he is working for Chinese and Cuban intelligence, fronting as a Palo Mayombe priest in New York, committing magical murders, and frustrating the police and the FBI alike.

One man, a broken down attorney with flexible ethics will oppose him, in a search for love, renewal and Dark Justice.

The Well Read Bachelor

Are you a fan of cold war spy novels?  The realistic kind by an author who was actually there?

Check out DETACHMENT ECHO  

Detachment Echo is a novel based on historical fact.

During the Cold War there was hard evidence that American POWs were being shipped from Vietnam to Eastern European “facilities” for medical experimentation.

It was covered up.

In Echo, a US Counterintelligence agent, sent to a border listening post to investigate drug abuse, bears witness to a chain of events that prove American POWs were being held in Eastern Europe.

He risks his life to reveal a coverup that goes all the way to the White House.

The screenplay version of Echo was up for nomination for a Humanitarian Award in an international contest. The author was an electronic spy during the cold war who served in some of the venues where Echo takes place, including NSA HQ.

If you like your spy thrillers written in a cinematic style,seasoned with reality and accuracy, you will want to read DETACHMENT ECHO.

The Law of Subtraction

Bachelors lead less complicated lives than married people.  No need to hand over the remote, no need to argue about restaurants, no alimony payments when you are tired of handing over the remote and arguing about restaurants.

It’s a good idea to keep things simple, to eliminate the useless in your life, and to prune your existence of that which does not benefit you.

One thing that will be of benefit is 

THE LAW OF SUBTRACTION

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Bachelor Poetry of Old

From the 1895 publication PIPE AND POUCH

Tom Hall’s

A BACHELOR’S VIEWS

A pipe, a book,

A cosy nook,

A fire,—at least its embers;

A dog, a glass:—

‘Tis thus we pass

Such hours as one remembers.

Who’d wish to wed?

Poor Cupid’s dead

These thousand years, I wager.

The modern maid

Is but a jade,

Not worth the time to cage her.

In silken gown

To “take” the town

Her first and last ambition.

What good is she

To you or me

Who have but a “position”?

So let us drink

To her,—but think

Of him who has to keep her;

And sans a wife

Let’s spend our life

In bachelordom,—it’s cheaper.