The Law of Subtraction

Bachelors lead less complicated lives than married people.  No need to hand over the remote, no need to argue about restaurants, no alimony payments when you are tired of handing over the remote and arguing about restaurants.

It’s a good idea to keep things simple, to eliminate the useless in your life, and to prune your existence of that which does not benefit you.

One thing that will be of benefit is 

THE LAW OF SUBTRACTION

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Bachelor Poetry of Old

From the 1895 publication PIPE AND POUCH

Tom Hall’s

A BACHELOR’S VIEWS

A pipe, a book,

A cosy nook,

A fire,—at least its embers;

A dog, a glass:—

‘Tis thus we pass

Such hours as one remembers.

Who’d wish to wed?

Poor Cupid’s dead

These thousand years, I wager.

The modern maid

Is but a jade,

Not worth the time to cage her.

In silken gown

To “take” the town

Her first and last ambition.

What good is she

To you or me

Who have but a “position”?

So let us drink

To her,—but think

Of him who has to keep her;

And sans a wife

Let’s spend our life

In bachelordom,—it’s cheaper.