Bachelor Rituals

Rituals are important to the bachelor.  Perhaps you have a certain morning ritual. You have your coffee, your bagel (or more healthy equivalent), you read your paper, etc. Then off to work, or whatever you do to pay the bills.

It is a tradition, it is the formal start of your day. Rituals are a good idea, they give you structure, they can also springboard you into better habits.

What kind of new rituals can you incorporate in your day to make you a better bachelor?

If exercise is something you want to add to your lifestyle, (and you should), perhaps you might want to add that to your morning ritual. Get it out of the way before you come up with a thousand and one excuses why you can’t exercise.

It is a great way to jump start your day, as long as you don’t overdo it.

Perhaps you want to add a “Happy Hour” ritual to your day.  When work is done, and it’s time for fun, why not have a signature cocktail at 5:00 PM or whatever is your equivalent of Happy Hour.  It gives you something to look forward to, and it separates your work day from your personal time.

There may be a whole bunch of new habits that would improve your bachelor lifestyle.  If you make them part of a ritual, the chances are greater that you will keep to those habits, and make yourself a better man.

Let’s say, for example, you want to be a better dressed bachelor. Useful for both professional and personal advancement.

You might want to have a ritual, the evening before your dress up day, where you carefully select your wardrobe for the coming morning, and you place it on a valet (preferably) or a hanger.

You do this to the accompaniment of some of your favorite music.  Here is an example of what I am talking about

So think about what rituals might benefit you, and what new habits you want to incorporate in them.


The other day I was talking to an acquaintance, who is a very well preserved seventy one.  He is in great shape physically, but admits to occasional bouts of depression…age related.

For the senior bachelor, some adjustment to this time of life is required, but it needn’t be depressing, and if done properly, can be most enjoyable.

Of course, you relationship with much younger women is only going to be some form of pay for play, if that’s what you want. If you aren’t turned on by women in your age group, that’s understandable. We are not programmed to be attracted to wrinkles, cellulite, and sagging flesh. Don’t beat yourself up for obeying evolution.

You didn’t create it.

Speaking of sagging flesh and all, the senior bachelor might not exactly be the Tarzan he once was. What to do?

One: Exercise in an age appropriate way.  One great resistance tool is the good old Bullworker.   

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Isometrics. Done properly, it is safe and effective. Much cheaper than gym membership, and you are less likely to mess yourself up.

Two: When out in public, dress sharp. Make sure your clothes fit, and make sure they are a cut above what the average schlump in your neighborhood is wearing. Take a look at the online offerings at Joseph A. Bank, and Paul Fredrick.

Going to the supermarket? Dress up.  Most others won’t be looking good. You, however, will be admired by the better class of women feeling the melons, and the checkout clerk will be more careful with your groceries when packing.

One of the cool things about being a senior bachelor is we look good in hats.  Wear one that is situation and weather appropriate.  It lends a certain air of authority.

Three: Frequent age appropriate watering holes. You don’t want to be the oldest man in the crowd, you just want to be the sharpest.  Piano bars are a good venue, so are the bars at the better types of restaurants.

Happy hour is the best time to go.

Four: Keep your residence looking Presidential. Neat, organized, with carefully chosen art on the walls, and the type of furniture that spells out class.

Work on all of the above, and not only will you be kept busy, you’ll feel better, look better, and be happy with your stage of bachelor living.

The Chuck is in the Mail–Letter Box Cleaning

    One of the benefits of being a VIP, bachelor or
otherwise, is you don’t have to waste time—at least you don’t have to waste as much time as “Joe Sixpack,” does. Since many of us spend a significant amount of time online, it pays to know some simple measures that can save you time when riding the information highway.

     A big online time waster is the receipt of emails you don’t want and never will want.  While there are software programs out there that can help you rid yourself of these, I believe that the easiest and most private method of getting rid of these missives from miscreant electronic mailers is to hit the unsubscribe buttons on the emails, as soon as you get the message.

These buttons are usually at the end of the message, in small print, and are sometimes hard to find.  But if you get rid of one of these a day, in a year’s time you have round filed 365 unwanted messages that aren’t going to bother you anymore.  It takes only a few seconds to do this, and you might want to dedicate several minutes once or twice a week in cleaning out the litter box of your electronic letter box.  Or, you just might want to “kill” the messenger each time you receive the message. It’s actually kind of fun, if you enjoy the pleasure of rejecting somebody’s efforts at getting you to spend your hard earned money.

There’s law backing up what spammers can or can’t do with emails, and if you want to check out the devilish details, check out these sections from the Federal CAN-SPAM ACT which mandate what a commercial email sender must do to be in compliance with opt out requirements:

Tell recipients how to opt out of receiving future email from you. Your message must include a clear and conspicuous explanation of how the recipient can opt out of getting email from you in the future. Craft the notice in a way that’s easy for an ordinary person to recognize, read, and understand. Creative use of type size, color, and location can improve clarity. Give a return email address or another easy Internet-based way to allow people to communicate their choice to you. You may create a menu to allow a recipient to opt out of certain types of messages, but you must include the option to stop all commercial messages from you. Make sure your spam filter doesn’t block these opt-out requests.

Honor opt-out requests promptly. Any opt-out mechanism you offer must be able to process opt-out requests for at least 30 days after you send your message. You must honor a recipient’s opt-out request within 10 business days. You can’t charge a fee, require the recipient to give you any personally identifying information beyond an email address, or make the recipient take any step other than sending a reply email or visiting a single page on an Internet website as a condition for honoring an opt-out request. Once people have told you they don’t want to receive more messages from you, you can’t sell or transfer their email addresses, even in the form of a mailing list. The only exception is that you may transfer the addresses to a company you’ve hired to help you comply with the CAN-SPAM Act.

Remember, the time you save will be your own!

What’s Cooking?

When you can combine food dollar savings with savory food with little preparation effort, you have come upon the formula for VIP bachelor culinary happiness.  The equation for this formula is the slow cooker, or often times referred to by one of the brand names as the “crock pot.”

Using the slow cooker can be as simple as “set it and forget it,” but for meals involving meats, you are often going to have to brown the meats prior to putting them in the pot.  (Newer slow cookers feature the ability to brown meat with the same cooker.)

Here’s one I use, it’s a good simple slow cooker for the single diner

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It is convenient to throw the evening’s dinner in the slow cooker prior to leaving for work in the morning, (or whatever it is you do to occupy your daytime), and then coming home to a meal that is not only already cooked for you, but quite often retains and marries the various flavors of the ingredients better than would other methods of cooking.

Plus clean up is simple and quick. (Especially if you spray the cooking pot with a cooking spray, or wipe it with cooking oil, prior to placing the ingredients inside–which you pretty much should do every time).

Slow cooker recipes abound for free on the internet.  Try here

Bon appetit bachelor!

You Gotta Have Art

For those bachelors culturally inclined, one of the useful things you can do for yourself, both from a cultural and personal point of view is to get involved with local arts organizations.  Ideally, you want to get yourself on the board, which can sometimes be as easy as volunteering, or as expensive and time consuming as proving yourself to be a significant contributor with respect to cash and effort.

     If you can’t immediately get on the board, volunteer your services, provided of course that there are some interesting people to meet, and some VIP benefits offered you in exchange for your services.

Obviously, you want to join an organization in which you have some interest in their purpose.  Are you into the visual arts?  Join an appropriate organization.  Like film?  Get involved with those organizations holding film festivals.  You get the idea.

Having followed my own advice, I not only met some celebrities and females of the attractive persuasion, but received VIP passes, and otherwise special VIP treatment by reason of my being on the board of  arts organizations.

So what’s an easy way to look?  Let’s take an example.  Perhaps you are a resident of Sarasota Florida.  Just Google “Sarasota + Arts Organizations.”

Here is just one of the items that pops up 

When giving examples in support of posts, we will be visiting various parts of the country, but since it’s still winter, Florida serves today.

So now that you’ve got the picture, be the bachelor that “got culture.”

Line Dancing

One of the benefits of being a VIP, (bachelor or otherwise) is you don’t have to wait in long lines with the rest of the civilians.

Now this is a subject we will visit frequently, with specific methods, but in general, the VIP bachelor must arrange his errands and his entertainment so that he does not wait in line, or if he must, he doesn’t do it for long, and he does it in comfort.

Dealing with the DMV?  Much of what you need can be done online, in front of your home or office computer.  Always check your local DMV website to see if what you need to do can be done electronically.

Getting up there in years and signing up for social security or Medicare Don’t wait in line, do it online.  Click on the above linked text.

Traveling?  Want to wait less than five minutes in line when dealing with the TSA geniuses?  Sign up for TSA Pre Check.  According to TSA, in November 2016, 96% of the passengers with Pre Check waited less than five minutes.

Are you traveling internationally and want to spend less time in immigration and custom lines?  Go Global Entry for expedited clearance at the airports.  Here is where you start the process of being approved:  Global Entry

Now for those times you must spend time in line, instead of uncomfortably standing, why not sit it out like a VIP.  Use a portable folding seat.

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That’s it for this installment.  There will be more line dancing postings in the future. Wait for them, but not in line.

Licensed to Thrive

One of the ways to obtain VIP treatment is to have a license to do something that people need.  We are talking beyond a driver’s license, of course.  Depending upon the license, and the state requirements of obtaining it, you can parlay that license into some significant VIP goodies.

Many times, my having a law license enabled me to get preferred restaurant seating and permanently reserved tables; at establishments where I either represented the owner, or someone who was “involved” with him.  Back in my bad guy representation days, a very well known and busy restaurant in New York City always had a warm invitation for me and my pals. Other places were similarly disposed to treating “the counselor” well.

There were some other darker establishments that I from time to time provided counsel, and the VIP treatment of this particular bachelor was definitely up close and personal.

Now, I am not saying go out and become a doctor or a lawyer.  However, there are some simple licenses to obtain, which can see you as a bachelor being treated as a VIP.

One of the easiest licenses to obtain is a notary license. The requirements vary from state to state, and you can find that out by plugging into Google, “How to obtain a notary license in ___” the blank being the state you are interested in, of course. (You will likely have to be resident in that state).

How often do your friends ask you if you know a notary, or need a notary to go mobile to witness the signature of a friend or relative who isn’t mobile?  Get that license, make yourself useful, and you can start turning that in to small favors, and better treatment.

For example, a restaurant owner you know is too busy to hunt down a notary, so you offer to come to his establishment.  See if he offers you a free drink, or some other gratuity.  He will ask you how much he owes you, so you ask for something a little more expensive than the maximum monetary fee you can charge. (If legal in your state, of course). If that fee is two bucks for example, ask him for a beer that costs five—you get the idea.  If he is a stiff, you no longer help him.  If he does the right thing, you remind him that anytime he needs a notary, to give you a call.

This is just one example of how a simple to obtain license to do something can help get you VIP treatment. Now a free beer or meal discount may not be first class tickets to Paris, or front row seats at the opera, but small things add up to being a member in good standing in the VIP Bachelor world. We will be covering more on this topic of licenses in subsequent posts.

For more info on notary license requirements

Thank Yourself for Your Service

One of the benefits of being a VIP, is you get benefits that others don’t.

If you are a VIP bachelor (or anyone else) who served honorably in our nation’s military, there are many benefits available to you.

For a brochure outlining these benefits:

Want to take advantage of your educational benefits as a veteran? Here is a brochure:

Interested in VA mortgages? Go here for a summary of benefits:

Useful information and forms you need to take advantage of your benefits can be found here:

See you next time.