Line Dancing

One of the benefits of being a VIP, (bachelor or otherwise) is you don’t have to wait in long lines with the rest of the civilians.

Now this is a subject we will visit frequently, with specific methods, but in general, the VIP bachelor must arrange his errands and his entertainment so that he does not wait in line, or if he must, he doesn’t do it for long, and he does it in comfort.

Dealing with the DMV?  Much of what you need can be done online, in front of your home or office computer.  Always check your local DMV website to see if what you need to do can be done electronically.

Getting up there in years and signing up for social security or Medicare Don’t wait in line, do it online.  Click on the above linked text.

Traveling?  Want to wait less than five minutes in line when dealing with the TSA geniuses?  Sign up for TSA Pre Check.  According to TSA, in November 2016, 96% of the passengers with Pre Check waited less than five minutes.

Are you traveling internationally and want to spend less time in immigration and custom lines?  Go Global Entry for expedited clearance at the airports.  Here is where you start the process of being approved:  Global Entry

Now for those times you must spend time in line, instead of uncomfortably standing, why not sit it out like a VIP.  Use a portable folding seat.

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That’s it for this installment.  There will be more line dancing postings in the future. Wait for them, but not in line.

Thank Yourself for Your Service

One of the benefits of being a VIP, is you get benefits that others don’t.

If you are a VIP bachelor (or anyone else) who served honorably in our nation’s military, there are many benefits available to you.

For a brochure outlining these benefits:

http://www.benefits.va.gov/BENEFITS/benefits-summary/SummaryofVABenefitsFlyer.pdf

Want to take advantage of your educational benefits as a veteran? Here is a brochure:

http://www.benefits.va.gov/BENEFITS/benefits-summary/SummaryofVAEducationBenefits.pdf

Interested in VA mortgages? Go here for a summary of benefits:

http://www.benefits.va.gov/BENEFITS/factsheets/homeloans/VA_Guaranteed_Home_Loans.pdf

Useful information and forms you need to take advantage of your benefits can be found here:

http://www.benefits.va.gov/BENEFITS/Applying.asp

See you next time.

Manifesto for the Man

It has often been said that a bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.

True that.  When statistics point to 50 percent or so of married couples ending their days together in divorce court; when recent surveys show that 70% of American men between the ages of 20-34 aren’t married, there is an obvious lesson here to be learned.

Don’t marry, be happy.

This blog is not about how to find your soul mate.  It isn’t about being a pick up artist.  There are plenty of other places to go for that sort of nonsense.

VIP BACHELOR CLUB  is about how to thrive, not just survive in the wonderful free world of bachelorhood.  It is about methods and materials to get VIP treatment from others, and equally important, how to treat yourself like a VIP.

So let’s descend from the mountain of fire, and provide to the gentle readers the stone tablets bearing the

Ten Commandments for VIP BACHELORS

ONE. THOU ART THE LORD OF THY LIFE, THOU SHALT NOT MARRY.

TWO. REMEMBER THE WEEKEND, AND KEEP IT FUN.

THREE.  THOU SHALT NOT WAIT IN LINE.

FOUR.  THOU SHALT NOT DINE ON THE OFFAL SERVED IN INFERIOR ESTABLISHMENTS, NOR SUFFER STUFFY WAITERS.

FIVE.  THOU SHALT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DISCOUNTS AND DEALS.

SIX.  THOU SHALT SEEK OUT VIP TREATMENT IN THY WORLD, AND SHAKE THE DUST FROM YOUR FEET AT ALL PLACES WHICH DO NOT TREAT YOU PROPERLY.

SEVEN. THOU SHALT DRESS LIKE YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE TRIBE, NOT AN UNDER ASSISTANT GOATHERD.

EIGHT. THOU SHALT TAKE NO DUNG FROM DAMSELS, AND AVOID THOSE WHO ARE IN DISTRESS, AS THOU WOULDST AVOID THE PLAGUE.

NINE.  THOU SHALT FURTHER THY EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE TO KEEP THY LIFE INTERESTING.

TEN.  THOU SHALT ACQUIRE POSSESSIONS THAT IMPROVE THY LIFE.

And sure, you can date all you want, just don’t wind up in front of a clergyman or justice of the peace, and say stupid life ruining words like “I do.”

Because when you say “I do,” it means “You’re Done!”