WILDE THOUGHTS

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Oscar Wilde, playwright, poet, novelist, and one of the wittiest conversationalists ever to exist, had many opinions regarding women. (No need to go into why).

Here are some gems:

  1. Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.  (So keep up your energy levels with proper diet and exercise).
  2. A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. (So don’t fall in love.  Sometimes you can’t help it, and when you can’t help it, get help from the thought that no matter how great you think she is, some other guy out there  who started loving her, was completely tired of her bullshit).
  3. Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat. (Any bachelor with any experience knows it is much easier to get into a relationship than get out of one where she wants to keep you, and you realize she is not only not the one, she isn’t even half of it).
  4. The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain. (Words to live by).

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